you ever see a girl walking down the street in a super short dress which was obviously SUPPOSED to be intended as a shirt, or perhaps even washcloth? i have. i see them all the time, actually, which is rather sad. the saddest part about it is that it's practically impossible to find longer-than-your-knees dresses in stores these days.
usually when i see a girl walking down the street in such clothes (or lack thereof), i feel a strong inclination to walk up to her.
usually, i do not follow up on this strong inclination, because i know it will lead to the following:
me yelling, "FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN -
PUT ON SOME PANTS!
"or asking her, "uh... did you know you forgot half your outfit today? you seem to be missing some vital items, like pants..."
both of which i am sure she would not take well.
and thus, i restrain myself.
but seriously, people! IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET DRESSED IN THE MORNING, AT LEAST WEAR CLOTHING ALL OVER YOUR BODY! OTHERWISE WHAT IS THE POINT?!
thank you for reading. hehe.
